Elena, 45 - 8 марта 2008 14:26

Girls and boys

Throw a ball to a little girl and it will hit her on the nose. Throw a ball to a little boy and he’ll try to catch it. Then it will hit him on the nose.

Dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best and she’ll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. Dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best and he’ll find every puddle between home and church- even if you’re driving there.

Boys’ rooms are usually messy. Girls’ rooms are usually messy but at least they smell good.

A little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonder at what nature has made. A little boy will pick up a stick and turn it to a gun.

Boys couldn’t care less if their hair is unruly. If girls’ hair is cut too short they would rather lock themselves in their rooms for two weeks than seen in public.

If a girl burps she’ll be embarrassed. If a boy burps he’ll follow it with a dozen more attempts.

Boys grow their fingernails because they can’t be bothered to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails to protect themselves from boys.

Girls are attracted to boys from a early age. At an early age boys are attracted to dirt.

Baby girls often talk early then boys. Before boys talk they learn to make machine-gun noises.

Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys called men.

Mother says...
Mothers give their children good advice. Here’s a sample:

Mona Lisa’s mother: ‘ After all that money your father and I spent on your braces that’s the biggest smile you can give us?’
Humpty Dumpty’s mother: ‘If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times- don’t sit on that wall. But do you listen? Nooo!’
Christopher Columbus’s mother: ‘I don’t care what you’ve discovered. You still could have written!’
Michelangelo’s mother: ‘Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to wash that stuff off the ceiling?’
Batman’s mother: ‘It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will cost?’
Goldilock’s mother: ‘I have a bill for a broken chair from the Baer family. Do you know anything about this, Goldie?’
Albert Einstein: ‘But it’s your Matric class photo. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?’
Jonah’s mother: ‘ A likely story. Now where were you really for the past three days?’

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